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laceratedhart:

nebulitebox:

x114jam9:

me makin thom pay for his dumb puns

this is inaccurate as i too, am a skeleton.

laceratedhart:

nebulitebox:

x114jam9:

me makin thom pay for his dumb puns

this is inaccurate as i too, am a skeleton.

whatsbetterthanfantasy:

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT

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lisquid:

This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!

chickenuqqet:

accidentally touching someones hand when you’re walking next to them

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pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

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what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

are you saying if i nap in the sun my metabolism will go up and ill lose weight

thats the best thanks

I wouldn’t be mean 2 u ily

you’re the best

aphcutie:

destroy the idea that romantic love is the ultimate goal and replace it with accepting your faults and loving yourself for who you are 

exactly I’m literally going to make my living by being a bitch to men 8)

im never paying you for that

for a fee, I could do that too

you’d do that for free though

except if you’re good at something, don’t do it for free