me makin thom pay for his dumb puns
this is inaccurate as i too, am a skeleton.
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT
This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!
accidentally touching someones hand when you’re walking next to them
are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
are you saying if i nap in the sun my metabolism will go up and ill lose weight
thats the best thanks
I wouldn’t be mean 2 u ily
you’re the best
destroy the idea that romantic love is the ultimate goal and replace it with accepting your faults and loving yourself for who you are
exactly I’m literally going to make my living by being a bitch to men 8)
im never paying you for that