laceratedhart sent: dude i bought the shirt in large and i'm pretty certain it's way too big cause it's bigger than me by two times.

Ommmmmgggggggg!!!!

But like I’m probs bigger than you by two times

I’m a chubby fellow

(Source: missyperegrym)

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thebiscuiteternal:

typette:

nadiaoxford:

evilsoutherngentleman:

megan-is-a-doll:

dorkly:

"Eye of the Tiger" Played on an Old Dot-Matrix Printer

"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"

I just laughed so hard I almost puked.

I am so glad I know you, and that people make things like this.

This is humanity’s most important achievement. 

someone make a fucking hardcore techno remix of this shit with a sick bass line and synths, DO IT

Ugly wheezing laughter.

stay freeeee don’t go

we don’t neeeed no shows

charliedaymemes:

steal his look: charlie kelly

urban outfitters “horsin’ around” destructed tee ($78)
1989 gucci long johns ($690)
loius vuitton casual tube socks ($120)

(Source: charliedaymemes)

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

(Source: globalhumor)

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stickupituptotheoneswhohurt:

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bedtime

night, fuckboys